Recent content by Crushed

Yeah I'm sure getting all those 3D assets, licensed physics engines, hundreds of employees, remixed music from an all-star cast of musicians assembled just for the game, netcode, testing, CG, quality testing, etc., would be a breeze for an indie developer.

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From three hours of playing a game? Jeeze, might as well hand in your gamer badge if you can't handle THAT.

Wow, really, I never would have expected an Unreal Engine to run on the PC!

(looks through thread) Nobody has accused him of not being a real reviewer.

Sonic? Yeah, that's stupid. You COULD technically just beat Classic Mode 10 times really fast on Very Easy mode though. Snake? He's technically very easy to unlock. Play 5 brawls on Shadow Moses: Unlock Ness (5 brawls to unlock, or 10 deflected projectiles in one match) Play 5 more Brawls...

Ew, no wonder. Bowser and Yoshi are the worst characters. :P But seriously, you could have picked smaller levels. Smash Bros can be played in dozens of different ways to fit your tastes. I'm not sure how you kept falling off ledges though, that's a bit of a mystery lol.

Most unlockable characters in Brawl ARE old.

I think saying "it must be pretty damn shallow" is something you'd claim when you don't want other people to have an opinion.

More than half an hour isn't "obsessive compulsive."

None of those things are true. You could learn more at GAME TRADERS ROBINA. Anyway, it's funny as usual, but it kinda got disrupted by two very... "odd" pieces of logic, right after the other. The first was when he pulled out the old "rehashed characters" complaint, then acts like...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a second. Back up. Hold da phone. Stop right there. Other phrases for "stop" in the imperative. ...Why were Nintendo employees at Valve?