Recent content by Cyanide Christ

Well, considering the current situation in Australia I can see why Yahtzee holds a grudge against large bodies of water.

Makes me wonder what yahtzee does on his holiday; most people here will spend their time away from work playing games; but in his case it'd only mean more work.

Instead of hiding with a cloak on his hat he'd be wearing a business suit OR a tourist outfit with shorts, a white t-shirt and a silly looking hat. I think it'd be brilliant, although there could be some major problems steering clear of becoming a bad Hitman-ripoff.

It would seems that Ubisoft's been paying attention to this particular reviewer and in order to please him put him in the game...

I rather doubt him making the same mistake again, and he shows a PS3-controller when referring to it as a game as opposed to learning to operate heavy machinery. Anyway, I had a great laugh. I think Yahtzee's reviews where he lets the tsunami hatred flow freely offer the best entertainment.

There will always be dicks on the internet. Thing is that even if it is completely distasteful letting yourself be bothered by it doesn't do you any good; you get aggrevated and the snarly little dicks out there just continue spouting words such as rape. So the best solution is to board the...

Crusader: No remorse was probably the first game that got me immersed to the level of forgetting to eat and realising the sun has come up without noticing it.

Had a good laugh, glad I don't own a wii.

Ah well, not buying Nier, so let's get back to Dragon Warrior on my old NES, a game by Square Enix without people wearing underpants on their heads because it wouldn't fit in the pixel bits.

Nier means kidney in Dutch.

America's made for cars, Europe isn't. The road network here is so bogged down that it's alot faster to go by public transport, which is quite excellent. It's a cultural thing, I live in a small country and you don't need a car to get around. Same thing with housing, space here is a scarce...

Well, as a European, I can confirm that the worlds partly sees Americans indeed as morbidly obese cowboy rednecks with room temperature IQs. Ofcourse people know better, but then again, there's this persisting view of the French as chauvinist pigs eating too many croissants. Just stop taking...

Great review, the TV-ads for this game were so incredibly annoying that every time I see them now it makes me smile, knowing that it's shitiness has been exposed to the world.

Ofcourse I use my handy bag of salt with Yahtzee's work, however I do tend to agree on the points he pics out in the games I've played so far. Still, according to yahtzee, I'm a fat 50 year old (or something like that) because i love the total war series XD

Thanks yahtzee, you saved me 60 bucks once more :)