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No More Heroes as a 2 player fighting game. Think about it. A big cast of characters, all with different ways of doing their thing, tons of colorful places to fight in, good music. All it needs is a way to control all the unique characters.

Cyndaquil. I can catch passable water Pokemon by the boatload as soon as I get a Good Rod, and this being Johto, I eventually find wild Woopers. Grass? Sunkerns out the ass. But Fire? Fire is hard to find. Besides...have you not SEEN Cyndaquil? He's fucking adorable!

I'm the distraction. No, seriously. In every game I play where teamwork is possible, my role is to heckle and annoy as best I can, dying as rarely as possible. Examples: Battlefront 2 : Grab a chaingun. Fire wildly into a group of enemies, so they notice me and shoot me. Flee to get...

I dunno about best, but I know for sure the worst.

Actually....walking is used too much! I want more levitation! Okay, being facetious aside, a few thoughts. Morality : It either forces you to the play the game twice in a completely arbitrary manner, or it's so ineffectual, the game shouldn't even bother tracking it. In the former, your...

Thank you kindly, Delta, I'll look it up when I have the chance.

I did not know that. Thank you for the enlightenment. Well, first off, thanks for reading some of it, I was getting slightly worried that no one would read it at all, since I have the tendency to ramble. Second, I find myself disillusioned with a lot of the "open world" RPGs, but different...

At least I had the kindness to break it off into paragraphs. Count your blessing, most true blue text walls have no semblance of formatting.

First off, before I even begin to talk about why I'm writing this (like I do with my reviews) I feel the need to make a short disclaimer to at least alleviate some of the fanboy rage my opinions may (and possibly will) bring about. I'm going to have some less then flattering things to say about...

Terrible graphics? This may be due the fact that I thought the SNES Final Fantasy games were prettier then Gears of War, but I thought No More Heroes looked REALLY GOOD. Also, how is the story unintelligible? Unintelligent, maybe, but the plot is straightforward. Nerd with lightsaber vies to...

I was afraid to do anything that would count as spoiler-rific, and I guess paranoia hampered my cast description. But Travis serves as a fair example of just how crazy this cast is. Seriously, if the guy your controlling is a hardcore otaku with a porn addiction and a love of wrestling, just how...

That was incredibly difficult to do. I had to force myself to go play the bits that weren't assassinations for a short while before I could say anything bad about the game. I believe I would qualify as an over biased fan. I'm still shocked that no one's complaining about how much time I spent...

On Monday, I managed to coax my parents to give me a ride to the local GameStop. I managed to trade in about one hundred dollars of games (most of them crap I never played ever), and found a copy of No More Heroes, brand new, bundled with Red Steel. I bought that, along with MadWorld and a...

Journal Entry, 4/28/99 Jason "Cyberoth" Holt, X-Com It's a miracle. We stormed an alien base, outnumbered almost 2 to 1 in the aliens familiar ground. And got out with 2 prisoners, a crap load of loot, and it only cost us a tank and some gas. Halle-frickin'-lujah. Schizzy's out of it...

The Halo 3 game, it'll end sooner and I can mute the 12 year olds, or punch em if their in arms reach. Have a wedgie all day, or wear no underwear all day?