Recent content by cynicalpenguin

I have an army of Gordon Freemans (I might have accidentally made him walk off a cliff), a single one of which is already a match for armies of aliens or humans or zombies. Unless they need to get through a secure door...

I treat them with kindness prompting them to declare that humanity is safe as long as I live. They bestow upon me an alien technology that eventually allows me to become a skillful assassin. I soon forget my past experience, and eventually have my memories as an assassin erased to keep me from...