Recent content by daimonquark

Braid's soundtrack is amazing.

Ssshhh, no swearing.

Women should do as they're told. Hence, if you tell them to stop swearing, they should stop swearing.

I can't fight off the crushing realization that all life is ultimately futile, and whether we save lives and teach children to read, or we murder and rape gleefully, nothing will ever matter. Logically, if nothing matters, shouldn't everyone try rape and murder to see if they like it...

Suck my dick and go fuck an ass.

Funny stuff, f**k Dan Brown! Thanks Yahtzee.

Uh... Because women are evil, and their only joy comes from destroying a man completely. I thought that was obvious...? Oh, and they like shopping for shoes. Who the hell wants to spend anymore more than 20 minutes buying shoes? I just barely want to wear shoes, and then when I do, I...

Most of these people are giving you terrible advice. Unless you're 13, don't just come right out and compliment her. Jesus Christ, who's giving you advice, Chester the Molester? You need to use an Inverted Compliment Sandwich. And you have to be fucking smooth to pull it off, so don't just...