Recent content by dajuberjaber

I'd break into a zoo and start jumping on turtles while eating a bunch of flowers, mushrooms and leaves.

i feel like I should leave this here. http://rt.com/usa/news/loch-ness-monster-louisiana-creationism-evolution-790/

me and my friends were talking and this guy comes up to us and starts talking about the amount of gorillas and the value of chicken in Zimbabwe. He goes on t say that a gorilla once stole his cousins chicken so is cousin chased it down, the gorilla the slapped him, sending him sending him flying...

injecting orange juice is meant slowly shut down and burn all your internal organs

Bill Bailey or David Attenborough

but Chuck Lorre has been experimenting on Sheldon and as a result Sheldon has shown basic signs of sentience

if you look a blue whale in both eyes for exactly 370 days without blinking it explodes into candy there is a block of land in Berlin owned by the pope, a sentient piece of cooper and a man name Rufus it is illegal in North Carolina to spin counter-clockwise between the hours of 8pm to 3am

According to Rob Blythe a consumer analyst Australian game prices will come down by early 2012 source: http://www.eway.com.au/ecommerce-news/post/2011/08/19/Expert-Australian-video-game-prices-expected-to-decrease198.aspx

my friend hit a bush turkey with half a brick and fed an ibis several 5 cent coins

i am pretty sure my processors is from the early 2000s

yes Australia is awesome besides our messed up politics

extremely unrealistically: getting a time machine going froward in time getting heaps of hi tech weaponry then going back in time to fight an endless horde of gladiators unrealistically: Snoo-Snoo realistically: firing squad

first game i remember playing was the original age of empires

kangaroo, chicken feet or fried crikets

stop right there criminal scum