Recent content by Danimal3K

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! I want my two minutes back. Fail.

~~This is what passes for 'good writing' to some people? This is garbage. Interesting premise: expanding upon such simple concepts and plots such as Pacman or Donkey, but come on. And I'm not referring to the posted stories in the comments: you expect those to be shitty. But damn...

Ugh. More Gamedogs. Yeah. I'm trying to avoid the rest of the trolling "gaydogs r teh suxxorz!!111!!" mentality, but come on. Escapist: If you have the resources to promote such brilliant shows as Yahtzee, Unskippable, and the hilarious Doraleous, you should have higher standards than this...

~~The more I see Moviebob, the more I like him and his reviews. He's also doing better with slowing down the joke barrage, a little, anyways. I'm pretty apathetic to Potter but this review actually made me wanna go check this out. And if you still haven't seen Up, go see it. It is not what...

~~Definitely Okami. It was one of those games I wish I hadn't played, just so I could experience the joy of playing it for the first time again. It was amazing, why don't more games crib Zelda? Beautiful art, music, atmosphere, gameplay, and story. RIP Clover.

~~Meh. It's a brainless summer popcorn movie. Most of the criticisms stand and every second that there isn't a giant robot on-screen you'll be bored out of your mind, but it's worth illegally downloading. ~~I KNOW Michael Bay is a hack, the South Park guys have thoroughly explored that...

OOoooOOOoh, Fallout 3. More games need to integrate the brilliant VATS mechanic. I think of it as kind of a hybrid, half-real/half-fake time system that would totally rock a traditional RPG (or JRPG). It's kind of an evolution of the legendary Active Battle System from Final Fantasy. Did you...

I'm a medium/normal player for the most part. Only a truly satisfying game deserves the honor of being played at higher difficulties. Also, I am a fan of the adaptive difficulty in modern games like L4D. Some might call it a cheat, but it largely works as intended. AI Director strikes me...

Moot points, all. Like parents of gamers are actually reading what we write here. I completely agree with all the "device to circumvent actual parenting" opinions. Kids are smart, especially gamer kids. When grounded from my systems as a kid, for whatever reason, I had myriad ways to get...

I can't fairly say why, but Unreal Tournament 2 with its awesome multiplayer had me and my buddies looking around corners at work before going around them. Don't wanna give up that easy frag, you know. Stupid goo gun... Also, good ol' Breakdown for the original Xbox had me wincing every...

Yeah. The infamous Library from the first Halo. That was just lazy and annoying level design. Forgiven in part, simply for the awesome final race level in the Warthog. Edit- I had forgotten about Cortana from 3. It was no library, but it was a confusing, cheap, unfun mess. I was ready to...

~~Yeah, so this thread has made me pretty much completely lose interest in the Escapist. Not only does it piss me off every time I come back expressly to search for this funny little music video, but it thoroughly paints the fanbase as ignorant and close-minded sycophants who are too busy...

Wow, I'm amazed at the amount of negative feedback this video received. I found it a funny and ridiculous little diversion and have viewed it several times. It's some white guy rapping (badly) about ninjaing loot in WoW. I figured the escapist's fanbase in particular would have found this...

The DS is amazing and fun. Pokemon is for the short-bus crew but play Advance Wars: DS and call me after the funnest thirty hours of your life. Give it up, big N. Go the Sega route and just make awesome games for whoever you like! Think of it this way: whoever Nintendo would pick to win...

Hey, anytime I hear about Electronics Boutique or GameStop losing money I get this little smile on my face. Heed not their wicked lies and deceitful practices, pre-order nothing from these gamer-hating leeches. Rock Band is worth the wait, and there will be plenty for those who want to play...