Recent content by danmega

Diff'rent strokes makes the world beat your drum in tune to each's own... or something.

My mom used to play the original super nintendo while I fed... Apperently she died on the second last stage and I nearly bit her nips off in the ensuing rage. :D My first gaming memory? The same mario... and beat my mum at age 5. She nearly bit my nips off!

C wut I did thar? I dislike grammer nazis, but the pentultimate pet-peeve of mine would be lag. Every single time I die in a game because my connection, my computer or God himself decides to hate me, I want to strangle kittens. I spent my teenage years playing well on the laggiest fps you'd...

I cannot believe I spent 60 ducks on this repetitve garbage heap. Why couldn't yahtzee review this a week ago?! :( I already bought ME2, and for some reason I can't still long enough to play it for more than an hour. Still a good game, just not for me. Something tells me yahtzee will find a...