Recent content by DanP

Sorry i know i should write this on the "specially designated forum" which doesn't exsist (at least the link is broken) and you likely don't care but for the ZP viewers choice awards who the hell picked the "top 64" videos?? i don't see either the Tomb Raider or Uncharted on there which were by...

You are completely undetecable to anything, even though the camera pointing at you can clearly see the green of your night vision goggles!!

agreed, for such a totally kick ass game you then end up playing bloody tennis and then standing under some ogre's crotch and hitting him in the "weak spot". just incase you turned into a retard at the final knockings they paint it rainbow colours in case you may possibly miss it!!

any game where you have to speed run a level to unlock bonuses. top of these is trying for a week straight to get friggin invisibility on N64 Goldeneye!!! why would invisibilty be harder to get than invincibility and all guns....... no sense!!!!!

Everything that moves in Golden Axe on PS3..... yes i was stupid enough to buy it. in fact that's not fair to the grunts, i also hated with more passion the main protagonist and right up there at the top of the hate tower are the goddamn awful cows and ghekko's you wander around on!!

Definitly the worst mistake i made was thinking that surely a game where Luigi is the main character would be awesome!! so i bought Mario's missing on SNES, and in my excitement not paying attention to the fact it was a GEOGRAPHY LEARNING GAME!!!!!!!!!! hence my OCD style obession with reading...