Recent content by dark_paladin_Quest

I'm not even supposed to be here today! I love Kevin Smith...

I think an Artistic Bass Player fits the pot smoking demographic perfectly but oh well. OT- an ex girlfriend of mine thought that you would be killed if someone damaged your Achilles tendon after hearing the Iliad....it took me 2 hours to explain the concept to her,such a silly girl

I cannot stand drinking alcohol, in any form. Out of Interest is it other people drinking alcohol you can't stand? or just drinking it yourself?

This, turning the best game ever into utter shite

A girl asked me for a pair of scissors, she then proceded to cut the sides of her G-String and pull it out from behind her skirt.... right in front of my Reception Desk

Shnitzen-Gruben, its our hostels made up word for Anal Sex. We tell everyone its German...

I didn't realize The Sun had anything but page 3..

By Far Hellgate London, i had such high hopes for it, then played it and found it was set in the same two pieces of abandoned tube tunnel and abandoned street....i had fury

I meet lots of German people (as you do working in a London Backpackers Hostel) and i find many Germans can be very casual about Nazi Jokes, they understand that ti was in the past and are fine with others making jokes to them about it, as long as it is not said in a derogatory manner.

At High School i had an argument with my best friend about what the better weapon was, a Metal Baseball Bat or a Chainsaw, It spread to 10 other people and spanned 2 years...

A girl i worked with last year hated me because i 'spoke to posh'... Oh i'm sorry for pronouncing my workds correctly and not have Cu@t in every sentence.

Im a big fan of my 45/70 government and my dads .54 black powder musket

In order of top 5- Jimmy Paige - Led Zeppelin Ritchie Blackmore - Deep Purple Jimmie Hendrix - Jimmie Hendrix Experience Eric Clapton Randy Rhodes