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Blood and Blood 2: The Chosen. old school FPS games that play like Duke Nukem for misanthropic cult 80's horror fans. In fact i'd say it was miles better than duke nukem. for one there was a better narrative, the weapons were a bit more imaginative than pistol, shotgun, machine gun, and 6...

i once told a close friend of mine that there was a deleted scene in the original Karate Kid movie where Mr Miyagi arranged all his bonsai trees on the floor and stomped and roared around the room pretending he was a giant. Amazingly she fell for it hook, line and sinker.

For my old school gamer side I'd have to say Blood and Blood 2: The Chosen are sacred to me. While others may pour over Duke Nukem 3D and Doom (though with good reason), to me the Blood series was the best FPS experience ever made with its combination of unique weapons, dark humour, creepy...

PULSE: RED!!!!!!! It's a frequency! Who knew?????

You want bad science? Try the falling tank scene in the A-Team movie. Not content with merely destroying some of my fondest childhood memories of saturday afternoon t.v. They then had to make a scene with so many faults of logic and laws of gravity it would make Sir Isaac Newton soil...

i'm really showing my age here but mine was Ghostbusters for the Commodore 64, the start game screen blew my mind back then. a cheesy 8-bit instrumental version of the ray parker jr. theme would pipe out through the speakers and when you pressed the space bar it would activate a really rough 8...

p.s. as for b.s. deaths having a thresher maw pop out of the ground right underneath your vehicle in mass effect just isn't cricket

first time i played the first gears of war at a friends house, i got very gung ho, as i do when i get a shotgun (it's an evil dead thing). i was ploughing through a bunch of grunts early on, when at one point i was rising out of cover mode just this one grunt jumped right at me over the...