Recent content by DarkLordofPancakes

"Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra."

"Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra."

Dragon Age 2, what a piece of shit....although I should thank it for making me not pre-order Mass Effect 3

I'm a Tolkienite so Dark Lord is referring to Sauron or Melkor and I love pancakes so....yeah

For me...Everything in ME3 fell flat on its fucking face: The main plot itself is one huge Deus ex Machina..."Hey Guys we found the Reaper off button that the VI on illos forgot to mention." The side quests make skyrims miscellaneous quests look like The Dark Knight, not to mention the...

Pride- I'm a Dark Maia aren't I....plus this rings real nice Gluttony- Pancakes...gotta have'em

I'd add: --a more engaging plot for the companions (such an interesting group of people with such a lackluster plot) --A combat system that makes weapons feel more diverse (kinda like the separate move-sets for weapons in Dark Souls) -- More dialogue with Paarthurnax... i absolutely loved...

Bioshock.... Fallout 1, 2 , and 3...... Half Life Two

Pinwheel from Dark Souls...... i don't even know where to begin

We wants it....we needs it......we'll killllllllll for it

Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.... literally the only thing i did when i was a kid

My philosophy is.....if you're gonna have an easy mode... include a hardcore mode

Are signing Petitions the new cool thing to do or something? (After the Retake Mass Erect petition they seem to be the answer for everything)