Recent content by DarkLordofPants

I've had a gamer girlfriend for years (highschool sweetheart). It is pretty awesome to have a guaranteed player in most everything, but the problem is she wants to play EVERYTHING together. Dunno if its a girl thing, or just mine. Still, wouldnt change a thing. Also, she does actually play...

I know that the Akimbo 1887 has been bashed on quite often, but let me add my two cents in. Ignoring the Ninja Jesus magic heartbeat sensor, I'd like to know: HOW THE HELL DO YOU RELOAD AKIMBO SHOTGUNS BY TWIRLING THEM AROUND?! At least the Akimbo ranger is slightly realistic in is reloading...

I'd have to say a Balrog vs. a Brumak. Think about it! A big-ass demon with flaming sword/whip against an armored dinosaur thing that shoots out rockets! That would be awesome.

I dunno. RE4's cheesy dialogue "Want an extra assignment?" came close, but you just cant beat an interplanetary ninja assassain robot...THAT DANCES

I did the same thing with a neutral Chuck Norris look-a-like. But to be honest, I'm loving Borderlands. It might be because it has 4-player co-op, or even that you can respec your character, but its a solid game. Now, excuse me, I'm gonna go play it some more.