Recent content by DarqueMage

I had something more to say on the topic but I totally lost my train of thought once I read all the replies from people who think a critically acclaimed multimillion dollar franchise (with Halo Reach being the third game in the console generation to sell over 3 million copies within a month of...

R.I.P. first horse You tried to help me fight those mages but wedged yourself in that archway not letting me get through to help you fight them. Then by the time I went around, you and the fire mage took off. By the time I caught up she had killed you and mysteriously launched you fifty...

Don't know about other people, but I personally can't get past the pretentious lyrics and Chad Kroeger's singing style. He just puts way too much emphasis in his singing, like someone who's setting out to make every last syllable of the song some deep emotional experience that will forever be...

This thread also had me thinking about the voice actor revelations that don't blow my mind. There are some voices I instantly recognize, no matter what character they're playing or what medium. Coincidentally, all of them have a kickass voice. -Jennifer Hale -Tim Curry -Ron Perlman...

I've actually looked at his acting credits and watched or played some things just for his parts. I've yet to find one that I can imagine saying any line from Star Wars. Seriously, just try to imagine the Joker saying, "I'm a Jedi, like my father before me."

Finding out John DiMaggio voiced Wakka just now. W.T.F?! I cringed every time Wakka (or Rikku or Tidus) opened his mouth in FFX. No, I won't believe it. John DiMaggio didn't do that role; he can do no wrong! Before that, finding out that the voice of the Joker from the 90s Batman Animated...

Bionic Commando! When at the end you find out that- HAHAHA! I can't finish that with a straight face. XD No no, seriously, Silent Hill 2. Or Black Ops: Oh wait, that's what should have happened.

I can kind of see where they're coming from with the rule, but I can't help but think that it's just another one of those cases of sheltering kids from valuable life lessons. I'm sick of the "your special", "everyone gets a trophy" hand-holding that goes on these days. Kids are tougher than...

I see your blue fat guy and raise you a fat farting alien shouting that he must be naked to witness his plans coming to fruition. Oh, and those Daleks who are seriously dead forever and never coming back were always a treat. ^_^

The time rupture was a result of drastically changing the events that happened in those moments. The Teselecta had to be shot and burned. We know that it's believed by many that the Doctor died that say, so that ruse was important and set a lot of things into motion. The fixed point in time...

I'll answer the ones I have snarky or funny responses to. -See next answer. -Kovarian got a vortex manipulator from Hedonism Smurf, just like River did in last season's finale. -Because when you see a pterodactyl, your first thought it always going to be, "I need to hit that with my car!!"...

-"Etched into my memory?" - Okay, maybe not so much a specific quote as the annoying way Snake tries to hold a conversation in the Metal Gear series. "Metal Gear???" Shutup. -Francis yelling, "Reloading!" in Left 4 Dead. I don't know why he stands out - maybe it's because one of my...

I would go with the S.S. Chastity Belt, that way I could say it's defenses were 'impenetrable'. By the way, when I saw the thread title I honestly believed it would be about the Liam Neeson movie based on the board game...I'm not kidding, look it up on YouTube.

I hope the decapitations are at least somewhat plausible and not the Fallout 3/New Vegas type. I love those games to death, but two 9mm bullets to the forehead causing someone's intact head to fall off from their cleanly cut neck is a little goofy. The ESRB's second look at the game was...

I won't call the trailer good or bad, I'll just say it looks to be on par with the first one. If they had to do a peeing fire gag, they should have left it as a throwaway line or just a little gag like him peeing on a tree and it catching fire as someone suggested. The flamethrower bit looks...