Recent content by Darthracoon

Earlier today my friend was using my phone to call someone because he was out of credit. He had his phone out as well so he could copy the number over, just as he hits the call button on my phone his phone starts ringing. We all thought he used my phone to ring himself(He hadn't it was his...

The Game i have to call Shenanigans on the veteran difficulty of Call of Duty:World at War, Because instead of the babbling idiots who had to stop each other from shooting themselves they turn into Super soldiers of the unstoppable Wehrmacht/Japanese forces who are Super Strong, can be pinpoint...

I prefer "Ultimate orgy of homosexuality"(sad but it actually exists) Anyways i wanna see Liberty prime(robot from fallout 3) against Optimus prime(form the transformer film(the newer one))

Funny few(obviously not to be used, unless you like mace) A double whammy of bigging yourself up, this one. "hey my cock's as hard as an iceberg, so why don't you go down like the titanic?" or "hey are you a particle physician? because your giving me a hadron" (best to be written down...

What i would love is something like a previous poster said with the forest and the hypothermia inducing river, if they packed this into a game that was first person(being in third really is not scary) no HUD, and if your character sees the "thing" chasing him or a mutilated body he should react...

The reason the Wii is flailing is because the "Honeymoon Period" is over, families no longer find it fun and type of family that does find it fun is branded an outcast of gaming society. Really it's a good console but it just doesn't keep you interested for that long, with all of it's "Family...

Wow this many duplicates is worse than people thinking that it will make them cool by "bashing Hitler". Anyways mine would be 50 cent bulletproof, because it spawned a movie and a sequel all because he gets shot 9 times and survives he thinks he can gets shot over 100 times and take on an...

Well it could have been alot worse because somewhere near i live someone stabbed somebody's father because their daughter dumped them, now that is screwed up, but that was in a rough area. Anyways with what happened with the person you where talking about he may have wanted it to be the best...

Well one time i had a shower whilst playing on the PS3 and it all worked splendidly bit hard to see when you have shampoo in your eyes though.

Well that really is your motivation for finishing the game in most of Bethesda's titles, because if it was "here is a nice world, make it better" instead of "here's a hellhole of a place save it! save it now!" you would just go on a killing spree because you would be bored of everything being...

Well there is always the embarrassing grenade suicides but the most embarrassing defeat i had was in CoD:WaW Hardcore Search and Destroy Two guys left me and an enemy he just planted the bomb and i am crawling to disarm it and hopefully kill him on the way there i begin to disarm the bomb and...

Well it seems that being evil is the way to have the most fun, instead of apologizing to every Wastelander you bump into and always having to give my precious purified water to that fucking Micky guy. But the most fun(ny) thing i did was cutting a fathers head of whilst the sun watches on...

I usually shout my British-accented swears(and usually get flamed by the Americans) which consist of Wanker(pronounced "wangka"),Tosser and Bastard(the first a is lengthened to sound more British). But that is only when I'm not trying to swear if i can swear it's usually the "Graaaah...

Well the worst thing to happen to me if I was a main character is the bad guy killing me, whilst I'm in my inventory screen.

In a game? Martyrdom in Hardcore Search and Destroy (all you CoD:4&5 players will know how annoying this can be if a team-mate has this when your working really close toghether) In real life? Destroying someones shed and then setting fire to the entirety of his garden and parts of his...