Recent content by DarthWario

I enjoy that the thread was meant to only be about video games, yet the first post was Zod, so I'll put forward this. "Wait till they get a load of me." As for Video Games... "I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up, you dangerous mute lunatic." Or generally ANYTHING...

EAs reputation is so bad I think it's attracting bad juju just on reputation alone. I personally blame everything thats wrong with ME 3 on EA, for instance. It makes me happy. In the pants. (Oh, and as much as I would love that T-Shirt, Jim has turned his back on his British bretheren...

...so people've attempted to sue Mass Effect for a crappy ending, and now Kane and Lynch for crappy representation. Who needs Video Game Critics and Journalists anymore, just sue for anything you don't like! I feel that Catherine is too damn hard, I'M SUING. This can't go through, but...

Oh my lord, Mad Hatter! Now that is something to make my day! This game is getting better and better all the time!

Piss about for absolute ages, then stumble upon wherever the hell women kept their egg cells. You know, like a sperm bank, but for women. Those exist, right? Then fap to save the human race.

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. ~Terry Pratchett