Recent content by davethemongoose

twat it with a mug of hot strong coffee!

Team; Sophie Wright (chef), Lily Walsh Snyder (Fictional character), Pothinus (A 1st century Egyptian Eunuch) Last stand; Old Government House, Parramatta

I don't wash my hands after doing a wee-wee

It was the bassist

If he likes exploiting kids, I don't think that vile **** will mind getting his arse hole exploited in prison.

I would say that Epiphone do an excellent range considering the type of music you play and they can be relatively cheap. Les Paul or SG make look pretty cool. Or if you can afford to splash out a bit more, go for Gibson. Both of these tend to be used for a lot of styles.

I'm going to have an alarm clock integrated into mine, set go off at 7:00 am every day. this is so i have the pleasure of not getting up every time it goes off!!! MWAHAHA!!!

in the same day i managed to; lose my debit card, wash my ipod and drop my phone in a cup of tea. Was not impressed!

The Blues Brothers - A fine blend of comedy, car chases and good music! American History X - Furlong and Norton work so well together in this film Sexy Beast - one line from Ben Kingsly's character says it all; 'alright Gal? I gotta change my shirt, I'm sweating like a ****' I must have...

Mastodon!!!

The ability to make a complete and total tit of myself without the aid of alcohol!