Recent content by David Allen

Shit, I wouldn't even say that one was worth my money. But I do get upset that no one plays de Blob, the last good Wii game I bought. Working at EB Games just draws attention to how few people buy the really good ones.

The way I see it, I have 24 hours in the day. Chances are I can fit both of them in there somewhere. Hell, even if I'm going at it with my girlfriend all day, I can STILL play Advance Wars in the Male Refractory Period. Obviously sex is going to come first, but I see no reason to have to not...

Or just as suitably: The Hamburgular, or perhaps a pot plant. I think the most important criteria in the minds of the producers to actually hire an ACTOR.

With protracted use, I get the pains if I play a game that clearly isn't intended for a keyboard.

Lombardo.

Dear Buttface McGee, I am writing to inform you of your ineptitude. And I may quote the following "My point is that border security- and several other measures would be necessary before any gun gontrol at all would help rather than hurt. Doing gun control then border security will get people...

Here is my two cents! Homophobia is (in my opinion) the most discriminated group in society at the moment. They're denied the right to be open and honest about themselves without fear of verbal or even physical abuse. Two of my best friends are lesbians and they've been together for 4 years...

To this day, I maintain that I like Metal Gear Solid 2's story above all others. Someone's gonna drag me away in a straitjacket one day, I just know it...

And that's a victory for the frogs! I think it's safe to say that we're in serious trouble at this point. "Kill the frogs, lest they kill us first!"

And here is a game I had started off as being rather enthusiastic about. Being from the fellows who brought us Eternal Darkness, it seemed like we'd found some gold up there in Canada. They'd made one masterpiece, beloved by all; followed by The Twin Snakes, which, though not great, was at least...

Though my plans to import a copy are effectively fucked, at least I can still be reassured that very little of importance is going under the knife. However, I'm still not quite sure why our unfortunate position of living without an R-Rating should burden more sensible corners of the globe.

Mine was Tetris for Game Boy, back in '91. Followed by Super Mario Bros. for NES. To my mind, still two of the best games ever made.

A great moment for me was working out that you could starve enemy guards in Metal Gear Solid 3, if you blew up food storage warehouses. Or possibly the moment in Portal when you upgrade the portal gun to fire two portals. No longer are you told where you can pop out; you have the power to do...

My oh my... The question is: after this, can we go anywhere from here?

If you will permit me to steal from Microsoft's crappy advertising for Windows Vista, when have you been playing a game and think: "Wow, did that actually just happen?" or something along the lines of: "I didn't know you could DO that in a game. Simply put, what gaming moment blew your mind?