Recent content by davidboring

That wasn't funny...

"You're ALIVE!?"

It's DAMN close sir, damn close.

SO SURPRISED no-one has yet mentioned THIS IS SPARTA!

Also. This thread and the discourse within has sealed the final nail in the coffin of my participation on this website's forums. Fin.

Only reason I clicked was threat title being cut off to read "Cambridge Deems Twilight Worthy Of Anal."

Consumerism is the answer. Just kidding. Music actually is the answer. Specifically sexy music. Specifically sexy music that reminds us that we live in the sexiest period in history. Let's. All. Have. Sex. It's almost all we've got left.

The ending to that was actually hilarious. Sharp writing and wit like that is why ENN is probably the funniest thing on the Escapist, and why I don't watch Game Dogs.

OF COURSE it can! How could such a solid basis as the search for unobtanium not keep going? We NEED to know!!

My turn. 1. Che Guevara. 2. Diego Maradona (don't forget that after the 'Hand Of God' he scored 'The Goal Of The Century') 3. Rocío Guirao Díaz. Because... Well... Google her.

I'm with you. I feel kinda bad but this is just a poor concept to begin with...

Yes, they are. It's known as planned obsolescence and it's the backbone of almost every technology company.

1. Nothing tastes as good as thin feels. 2. The thinnest is the winnest.

On top of a big pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.

Personally I just have a laundry list of games I'm going to completely ignore. Bayonetta, Dante's Inferno, Darksiders, God Of War... Oh wait, those are all the same game!! Ahem. Anyway, I've been without an updated football game since 2008 so I may get rid of MW2 and pick up Fifa 10.