Recent content by DaWrecka

Up until the "Become Zeus" bit, that sounded like Fallout 3. Wait, what's this other thing here... Oh, you crafty bugger. My turn... This one's bloody obvious, and if you can't get it, then turn in your Internet licence immediately. "A man tripping on psychotropic drugs encounters an...

Why would I play the other games when the first game was less fun for me than licking an electric hotplate?

What do I want most from Halo 4? Quite simple; I want it to not exist. Ever. Call me a troll if you must, (it's probably true in this instance) but I think Halo should've ended after the first one. I bought it the day it was released for PC, (I had no Xbox nor inclination to get one) and...

Isn't that like a full 75% of the questions there?

I got 10 answers out of 24. Apparently, I "have insufficient knowledge of the English language or of life in the UK to remain." Considering I've been living here my whole bloody life, that's pretty sad... or it would be sad were this test not full of bullshit and fail. "Why were recruitment...

PC: Maw (The Maw) 360: Scarborough Fair (Bayonetta) PS3: Rubber chicken (Don't have a PS3, don't want one) Wii: Power Beam (Metroid Prime) Yeah, I should be good. Motto: Let's get dangerous.

Last game I played was The Maw. So I guess the aliens are lunch?

Oldest would probably be Mario 3 on the NES. That or Zelda 2, I'm not sure which came first. Newest hardcopy would be BlazBlue Continuum Shift on Xbox. Got a couple of games that I bought later than that, but in release date terms BlazBlue CS is my newest.

Halo. Not a TERRIBLE game but definitely wasn't worth the thirty quid I paid for it. EDIT: Thought I'd say that I considered Splatterhouse 360, but I was able to get my money back for Splatterhouse, so it's number 2.

The only one that really sticks with me was this one time in Fallout 3. I'd picked up Shorty, Red, and Sticky and was escorting them to Bigtown. (since I hadn't been there yet) Along the way we ran across some Super Mutants, so I broke out Vengeance and fired up VATS to try and deal with one...

And Yahtzee makes no mention of Duke trying to be Halo so hard it burns in his gritty vagina like a case of the alien clap. I'm... surprised. I mean hell, "Halo knockoff" implies a terrible experience to begin with, for Yahtzee to make no mention of DNF being a BAD Halo knockoff...

Meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty god-damn good.

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned this one yet, although admittedly the review in question is quite recent. "I set off in a south-easterly direction and was attacked by bandits, who I could now kill from a smug position of moral superiority. Then I took all their stuff, which isn't stealing...

Ikaruga, no question. Though perhaps Heavy Weapon takes second place.