Recent content by DEFMan316

Gillette Fusion Power, because electrics suck. Although I'm down to only one spare blade, so I'll need to refinance my house soon so I can buy new ones...

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U2...by the slimmest of margins over the Beatles. Because they still have the original lineup AND manage to stay relevant 30 years later, something no other band has done on the same level.

LOTR...although I consider them to be one film

The fourth one sucked...here's hoping that the tradition continues of the odd numbered flicks being the good ones: Raiders: All time classic Temple: WTF?? Definitely no Empire Strikes Back in this franchise... Crusade: Of course Indy's father would have to be James Bond... Skull: Shia is...

Mr Zsasz from Batman. Strictly B list, but carving a tally of your victims into your skin is a great gimmick for a comic book villian.

This is the game I've been waiting for since you guys won the Escapist Film Fest...I love the Ace Combat series. It's almost embarrassing to admit now, but this game is the reason I switched from PS2 to 360 in this generation. That being said, the cut scenes are always laughably bad, and the...

Mine comes from Commander Richard Marcinko, former Navy Seal and author of the Rogue Warrior novels: Doom on you...It's taken from the Vietnamese Du Mah Nhieu, which basically means go f### yourself...

Ace Combat Zero: The final boss has a mile and a half long LIGHTSABER strapped to his plane. It can rotate in any direction, so even if you manage to get on his six o'clock, he can just swing it around and do 75% damage with a single hit...the range of it is more than double your missile...

Little Miss Sunshine...not funny, not clever, and it was a F#@$@ best pic nominee?? The payoff at the end is a dance scene? Didn't they already do that in Napoleon Dynamite?

Great review, best ZP in a while. Personally, I really miss the old days with actual music for the intro and ending, rather than the current "theme" song. Half the humor of the original reviews was seeing what songs he'd use (see for example, Army of Two and Burnout: Paradise). Any chance of...

This is so much better than the "other" winner of the escapist film festival. Not since the 2000 presidential election has a tie looked so lopsided in retrospect...

Take notes folks: If you want to be rich, look for a company with deep pockets and sue them. Apparently the "fitness guru" career plan wasn't as lucrative as he may have hoped, so he noticed Nintendo was selling a billion units and decided he needed a bite of that apple. Never mind that he...

Every toy from the 80's has been recycled, except one. We've had Transformers, GI Joe, Cabbage Patch Kids, Masters of the Universe, Star Wars, Pound Puppies, Care Bears, and Strawberry Shortcake. The only one missing is M.A.S.K. I miss those...little bitty guys with vehicles that turned into...

It sounds good in theory, and the future may very well be a single media center box that you can download games for whatever system you want, play online, and use whatever type of controller your little heart desires. Super Smash Bros XXVII may let you pit Ratchet vs Master Chief vs Sonic vs...