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    Zero Punctuation: Super Mario Galaxy 2

    i prefer how VG cats illustrated this - http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=247 anyways, the game was the same ol' same ol', the only thing that stopped me playing it was the fact when you saved.. it only registered what 4 lifes. rather than the 30 you just gained and saved. What's weirder...
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    Zero Punctuation: Red Dead Redemption

    The control of John reminded me of the warthog from Halo 1 the camera angle helps with the movement on what's up, down, left and right. Horse was quite clever, if you aim at the path/road/track and just hold A for the green part (NPC with you), the horse follows the path by itself. played...
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    Zero Punctuation: Dead to Rights: Retribution

    last week he knew this would be awful and avoided it... seriously he thought he'd do it this week? wow... just wow. he's lost it. -shakes head at yahtzee- what's next weeks, going to just check see which game reviewed the absolute worst and review that... you avoided this for nier, that...
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    Zero Punctuation: Nier

    Neir has been shown on the PS3 store for the past year with various trailers/gameplay... hardly "new" just looked 'meh', a more PS2 game than PS3 [which you could tell just looking at the trailers and gameplay vids] research before buying... maybe you'd review a half decent game for a change...
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    Zero Punctuation: Splinter Cell: Conviction

    i like sam fisher, i loved when he got it on with paris hilton.... wait... that wasn't sam fisher? but the green.. the nightlig... not sam fisher... oh.. well then... damn. lol@americans whining about someone mocking their country... relax hey you live in a country where you're...
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    14-Year Old Kills Father for Taking Keyboard Away

    yeah but americans have a good sense of grabbing a gun and going into high school then shooting as much people as... hang on... because Jack Thompson and Clinton looks at other countries first with their feeble excuses for "arguments", hell take a look at yourselves. i'm good...
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    Zero Punctuation: God of War III

    remember when his voice used to be fast... he really really dislikes unchartered though, which is amusing because he always used to attack tomb raider for the jumping mechanics, one of the things unchartered gets right for that genre :P maybe he's just getting old and fails to see any good in...
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    Zero Punctuation: Heavy Rain

    Never pointed out the plot holes (although enjoyable game it was, doing this... would be more fun with twilight or harry potter both of which have more holes than swiss cheese). Game was good, it did lie to you at one bit (those of you who know who the killer is, knows exactly which bit the...
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    Zero Punctuation: Darksiders

    awesome review, yeah i didn't finish Darksiders i got bored around.. the "ashlands" or something.. it was just the same same same same bleh. I just couldn't go on... I mean if you're going to have a steriod munching warrior with fully equipped armour with a jumping function - make the jumping...
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    Zero Punctuation: Torchlight

    cost me £4 in Steams Jan sale.... money will spent, kept my godson quiet for hours better than any dvd lol I actually found the netbook and the low spec thing really good considering but then Yat has lost his edge, he's more console than anything. Shame really i'm sure he was brought up on...
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    Zero Punctuation: Left 4 Dead 2 & New Super Mario Bros Wii

    i yawned... the whole L4D2 was as obvious as a Harry Hill joke played in slow motion and with a diagram of exactly how it's going to be played out. Amusingly he mocked a mario game, i mean i don't know about you, but i always thought of the wii console as geared and marketed towards the hard...
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    Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed 2

    Is it me or does he sound funny in this one... and again, he just fails at reviewing ... i think he should give up, the fact his first joke revolved around "italians are fags" is just so... *yawn* maybe he needs a new dayjob.. i mean if italians were all fags why is their prime minister managing...
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    Zero Punctuation: Dragon Age: Origins

    i saw the end at 25 hours in... it's not rocket science you see most of the map straight away. Tiny world all condensed into little maps, Bioware really don't do sandboxed RPGS. (Although Mass Effect felt 100% better than this piece of garbage). Dialogue would have been better if they had...
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    Zero Punctuation: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

    awful review, just awful. Story - Check Voice Acting - Check Best looking game on the consoles - Check Long enough - check Witty - check I think he's just lost it, he's trying to be funny but fails... it's a game for entertainment, when did Games have to be 60 hours long for...
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    Zero Punctuation: Batman Arkham Asylum

    a review without an actual review... hmm... incredible, well done. next time add in some funny. Game was okay... the joker ps3 version slightly better, but it was nothing to write home about. Every mechanic in the game had been done to death, it was just glossed over with "batman" who lets...