Recent content by Der Wolf

Ye Hah! Simple, elegant, and works wonders when I'm wearing a cowboy hat.

So, I watched Black Death. So my choices are this. I can be killed by my best friend. I can be stabbed in the throat by a bandit. I can be gutted by a cultist. I can betray my God and people only to be hanged in a forest alone and hated. I can be torn apart by horses and use my last dying breath...

THIS GAME NEEDS A SEQUEL! I mean seriously, it's an amazing under rated game that should have gotten more love. Probably the lack of voice acting and minimal advertising kept this off alot of radars.

My birth sign is the the rooster. So flight is automatic. As for the other power... Monkey. You could turn into a cockroach to escape nuclear fallout. Or into a gorilla or other giant animal to freak others out. Who would believe them?

Actually, that Britney Spears video is only about 30 seconds at most. The boss fight where she sings it though, is a different story. And I stopped playing Afro Samurai simply because of Ninja Ninja. The game was fun violence, but listening to Samuel L Jackson break out so many childish...

Pyramid: ... Do you always wear that hat to sleep?

My issue with modern shooters? The way to slow movement speed... God I hate Halo and how super slow you run. Heck, I hate how it took forever for Bungie just to add a 'Sprint' function. What's more, the whole lack of new things in the department are starting to wear thin. That's why I love...

If I could one of any pokemon ever known it would probably be Mewtwo. But not the older version who blows up buildings for fun. I would choose the much younger, naive, and nice version from the "Origin of Mewtwo" short. That is if he was available. Otherwise I would go with Charizard, because...

What game has always been a shinning apple in my eye? That would probably be Jak and Daxter (The first one.) I loved that game, and the fact that it was the very first PS2 game I ever purchased made it a pivotal moment in my gaming life. ((And yes, some of the above games are also...

The thing that pisses me off the most is QTE's. They work well at times... But the ones where you need to button mash your control into shards are hell. I just can't ram my control into dust fast enough for the game to care. 2008's Prince of Persia is a prime example. Defeating the Warrior was...