Recent content by Derpus von Herpus

Makes sense. And if it makes Sony feel any better, I doubt the PSP Go 2 could do any worse than the first.

It is retardedly difficult and that scares a lot of people off. Once you figure out what you're doing (I have 30 hours of gameplay and am still learning), it becomes a lot of fun. It's also very slow-paced, no matter what weapon you choose - you either guard if you're a cool dude and are...

Son... uninstall that and get Shadows of Chernobyl.

Off-topic: Did you, or has anyone here, try that MW2 throat mic? I really want to get one, but it seems kinda gimmicky. I also want one for my cellphone so I can feel like a special forces badass while talking to my mom.

I really like the 360 controller. It's comfortable, it's just the right weight, it's rechargeable and the buttons are laid out so well that it's perfect. The triggers have just the right amount of give, as well. I like the PS3 controller except for those fucking mushy triggers.

PROTIP: If you're finding a program doesn't run with Windows 7 but does under XP/Vista, just go to the application (not the shortcut, the executable itself), right click it, and under the Properties tab you can set the compatibility mode to XP (even different service packs for it) or Vista. I...

What? I don't understand the question. You use soap on your body and shampoo on your head.

Alone In The Dark, no contest.

I shave like a real man. You know those straight razors that barbers use? I load fifteen of the blades into a tennis ball launcher and fire them at my face. If you do it any other way you are a sissy. EDIT: Also, to those of you who have no idea how to shave the Australian foliage (get it...

If you submit a player review, it actually affects the matchmaking for that particular person. Ergo if you give someone a positive review, the chances that you'll be matched with them are higher than normal, and a negative review means that unless it is absolutely necessary you will not be...

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1912777,00.html So, yeah. Remember that dude who said "It's illegal if the cop says it's illegal"? He's pretty much right.

No, and good. There are three types of people who mouth off to cops. 1: White trash. I am going to be polite here and assume you're not white trash, but the next time you think of calling a cop an asshole try to picture yourself in a greasy wife-beater, telling that cop to "git off mah...

Probably this. If there's (at least) one intelligent race out there (which, with the laws of probability and just how fucking big our universe is, is likely) they're probably going to avoid us until we know better than to shoot them down or try to kill them. Because wave your peace flag all...

No thanks.

I am actually shocked to see how many of you loved GH3. I thought it was a sin against humanity.