Recent content by Deus Est

Got it in one! I've been reading the science of discworld a bit too much.

Knowledge is in books. It is well known that knowledge is power, and power is energy, and energy is matter, and matter is mass. This means that libraries distort the space time continuum. So be careful - a wrong turn in your local library could leave you stranded in the Bodleian in Oxford.

"Can you go charge up my high-vis jacket with this torch?" Ahh cadets are so gullible...