Recent content by diocles777

Normally, I LOVE Yahtzee's penis jokes, but this one was just so-so. Maybe I've heard something similar. I'm looking forward to next week, though, when I'm sure he'll come back with more AAA cock jokes. I live for that stuff.

LOL Midoclorions. I don't know what that word means but I laughed anyway. This was the best review yet.

Hitler was not right. There are some things that you just can't joke about.

Hilarious, absolutely glorious review. It's like the Internet was invented just for Yahtzee to come around. Your reviews are the most ingenious thing I've ever seen. Why can't any other game reviewers approach games with your subtle humor and total honesty?

There's nothing wrong with starting a sentence with a conjunction. It's hard to convince people that this this rule has changed, though, since it was drilled into their heads by their third grade teachers.