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    Did anyone else think Braid sucked?

    No, it's really nothing like Monkey Island games. If you think Braid was cheap you're just not as good at puzzle games as you'd like to think.
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    Lulzsec

    And a fine job you did with that...
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    Deus Ex: Human Revolution

    See above post where I imply you're talking out of your ass.
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    Deus Ex: Human Revolution

    Lol... I suppose you have some sort of accurate, widely available data on the relationship between pirates and preorders.
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    Deus Ex: Human Revolution

    The whole post smacks of bullshit. I doubt there's a whole lot of pirates running around throwing money at preorders of games like DX:HR, which while it may be a great game, probably isn't gonna make a "major critic" who is "very hard to please" flip his shit.
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    Bobby Kotick Wants To Try BF3; DENIED

    Take THAT Bobby Kotick, you rabid anti-dentite son of a *****! take THAT
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    Poll: why do creepers exploded?

    Because they've been eating combustible lemons. HURR HURR HURR
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    Skyrim and MW3 come out on the same week, so.........

    Mmm 9 pages of COD-bashing and still going strong. Didn't see that coming.
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    Poll: Getting rid of Kotick

    62 percent willing to boycott??? LMAO To be fair, the way the poll is worded makes the result meaningless. It's not a boycott if you weren't planning on buying their games anyway. And if 62% of people are saying they would boycott games they like, then we're just dealing with full on delusion.
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    Anyone Else Tired of Sony Hacks?

    LOL. This was good.
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    I hate to be the guy, but why the hate for COD?

    A lot of the haters of COD come from the following groups: Group A: Still thinks the campaign is the primary selling point of a new Call of Duty game, and is consequently disappointed. Group B: Sucks at competitive FPS games. Group C: Has no interest in FPS games and hops on the hate...
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    R.I.P Hitman series

    ?If you attack and enemy from any angle, than we?re able to have them fight back..." Who wrote this article, a fucking 8 year old? Half of it was incoherent or incohesive. ?Everything in the game now is based on real-time feedback within the game engine,? said Blystad. ?Every action is...
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    Why did Warhammer mmo 'W.A.R.' never become big?

    I'm not sure how many posts in this thread called Dulc a troll, but it was a lot. That breaks the first fucking rule of the forums. Someone even called him a c***. I mention punching my monitor and am the only one to get warned. To say nothing of the fact that the 'T' word himself was not...
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    Poll: Are you a gamer?

    As hilarious and original as the "WHAT??? GAMERS ON A GAMING FORUM???" comments are after the tenth time reading them, why are people giving the OP so much shit? The poll is showing over 10% of the people voting that they are not gamers, and at least one of the posts that I skimmed consisted of...
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    Why did Warhammer mmo 'W.A.R.' never become big?

    I think the point is that he's a unique snowflake who doesn't like WOW.