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"There are just so many uses for homemade anthrax!" - my friend

What I think is funny is that almost everyone who has commented this has probably called someone a fanboy before. Or trolled. I can admit, I've done both. This video felt weird, it was like learning of an idea I already knew, but forgot. Who knew open-mindedness could be a solution for anything?

Yahtzee's job is to be funny, and bashing stuff is funny. I personally don't take any of his reviews seriously.

A nerdy f*cker who loves Star Wars and Halo and you think is probably gay. REALLY:A straight, distance running f*cker who loves Star Wars and Halo.

English 101, remedial kick-ass!

"WORT WORT WORT" - Elites.

....fuck.... I am legitimately saddened by this. How else can the creator of my favorite movies ruin them any more? I'm too exhausted to be angry. When they were releasing the prequels, I was disappointed. When they released that god-awful CGI "clone wars" bullshit, I was infuriated. I'm...

The Blue Album by Weezer Evil Empire by Rage Against the Machine Illmatic by Nas

Exactly. I feel like the battle leading up to the cutscene where sacrifices himself could have used a few more explosions, purely for a build of suspense. The scene just seemed blatantly frank and weird. "OK, killed the Zealots...what's that, you have to activate it manually now? So you're...

The PS2 Ratchet and Clank games had some good ones...

I agree. I mean, sure I got sad, but I could have been WAY more impacted by each character's actions if the game was a bit longer and you had more time to get to know the members of Noble Team. The closest they get to good development is Jorge, and they kill him off first! But you knew the most...

Upstate New York... Every conversation I have with people here ultimately ends up in an explosive argument about why Fox News is biased and a terrible organization in general.

hahaha Don't worry, when I'm not running I'm doing the same for the most part. Just add, "re-watching Arrested Development over and over" :P. Yes, I suppose. But said chick flicks with substance are few and far between...

I'm a sensitive guy, but I run distance in track. I'm a lanky, skinny, tall and tan dude who runs 50+ miles a week. Is that too 'macho'? hahaha... :P

...Flower pot. A single-use weapon, and not even an effective one.