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    Old Games you remember playing but can't remember the name of.

    That's gotta be King's Quest V.
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    Old Games you remember playing but can't remember the name of.

    I might be way off here, but a hovering character that flies past scenery on alien worlds, and enemies that come at you from a distance...that sounds exactly like Space Harrier to me. The controls don't sound right, but it's worth a shot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzgrb-mjLaM (Arcade...
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    Old Games you remember playing but can't remember the name of.

    If that's not Gods Will Be Watching, I'll eat my hat. http://godswillbewatching.clay.io/ There's a full version on Steam, too.
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    Why it is acceptable to criticize smokers, but not fat people?

    Yeah, not sure where in my post I stated that "obese people don't have confidence issues stemming from bad self image". Thank you for ignoring the numerous points I made and offering a reply that adds nothing to the discussion. Now, so I don't pull the same thing, let's discuss why "lack...
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    Why it is acceptable to criticize smokers, but not fat people?

    I wasn't going to reply to anything in this thread until I saw this post, which tries to make every excuse possible for why a person should *choose* to remain obese. Exercise will destroy fat people's bodies! I weighed 289 pounds at my heaviest, and hit the treadmill for 30 minutes every day...
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    MW3 Minor Spoiler, (A Death scene)

    The only thing that shocked me was how awful the scene was BEFORE the truck exploded. I really hate when games (and sometimes movies) try to show scenes of people acting "normally", only for it to come off as forced, stilted, and awkward as possible.
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    What game announcement would make you crap your pants?

    YES, thank you. Advent Rising is easily one of my favorite games of any generation. A sequel would blow my mind.
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    The Big Picture: Correctitude

    I was thinking this exact same thing as I watched the video, and it was the first thing that had me rolling my eyes. The second thing, and what ultimately made me stop the video and lose interest in Bob in general, was him again going to the "Cha Bro" voice to insult a certain group of...
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    Simpsons Porn Parody Induces Vomiting

    What's the big deal? I thought it was cute, harmless fun, and would gladly watch it if I got my hands on it for free.
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    I just walked out of a movie for the first time today.

    I almost, almost walked out of The Tourist. I was with a buddy of mine who had invited me to go, on the basis that the trailers he had seen made it look like some kind of spy action movie. It, uh...certainly is not. There were so many points in that movie where it looked like it might...
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    Old Games you remember playing but can't remember the name of.

    That one's gotta be Faceball 2000. And that must be Phantasmagoria.
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    Movies that made you cry.

    Angels in the Outfield always, always makes me cry. And yes, I teared up at least twice while writing out the spoiler. Goddamn these threads.
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    Your most hated anime cliche

    Single Stroke Battle [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SingleStrokeBattle] It's not limited solely to anime, but I absolutely cannot stand this.
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    Games you regret buying

    I know I've been beaten to almost all of these, but hey: Grand Theft Auto IV - They took out so many of the things I loved from San Andreas, and I couldn't stand the story or characters. Thank God I bought the Collector's Edition. Modern Warfare 2 - I played multiplayer for a week or two...
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    Who was the last enemy that killed you?

    A suicidal Grunt in a Firefight match of Halo: Reach. I hadn't yet seen one pull out its two plasma grenades and charge me, so as I shot him down at close range, I took a moment to say "Hey, cool!"...and the two grenades sailed gracefully through the air, landing at my feet and blowing me all...