Recent content by Doctor Infinity

I'll see your song about goose-stepping villains planning world domination in English, and raise you a song about goose-stepping villains planning world domination in German.

I've never understood why people find Slenderman scary. Maybe I've just been a fan of the Question for too long to find a faceless man in a suit scary.

Bury it all under a big W.

Hire every assassin in the world to hunt down and kill every other assassin in the world in Highlander-style sword fights. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

I would buy Greece and force all who live there to return to the glory days of togas, pedophilia, and naked wrestling.

I am thoroughly disappointed by the lack of Power Rangers: Irish Mythology

As far as I know, a shitload of our bases were hit "Jesus Christ. So the land's as empty as the sea." Roger said, sinking into a chair. Roger's head was reeling, every base he had performed at, every person he had met while with the USO... "Up in smoke" he mumbled to himself.

Roger spun around to face the man who had just identified himself as Chris, "Did you say previous wing mates? I know something sent the Roosevelt to the bottom, but just how badly did we get hit?!"

Roger was out on "solo exercises" when his radio went nuts with chatter from all the radio operators in the USS Theodore Roosevelt's battlegroup. All he could pieced together was that shit had hit the fan, before a white flash filled his vision. Roger banked his plane and booked it in the...

Let me know what you think.

Any chance you're still looking for people?

Behold ye strangers passing by, As you are now so once was I, As I am now someday you'll be, So be prepared to follow me.

I'd jump off the Empire State Building. Not to commit suicide mind you, but rather to fly since the theory of gravity, along with the rest of science, is apparently false.

Seeing as there would be no other technology on the island for him to hoard, I'm pretty sure he'd kill me for my watch.