Recent content by DoktorSleepless

"Getting Satan's Halo isn't explained" Bullshit. Look for the audio logs (yes, yes, I know, audio logs are shit). It's explained that Blackbeard stole it from Satan himself, and the guy from Ultor spent a small fortune to get it from him in the event that the President ever came to Hell so he...

Didn't we all do this after beating the game the first time, just because?

Say what? I play DVDs on my first-gen 360 just fine, and never had to buy a remote. You might be thinking of the original Xbox, and the remote was $30.

The point is, if you find a non-slim PS3 on the shelves, the "Other OS" feature will be advertised. You buy it, take it home, turn it on and update. All of a sudden, that feature is gone. Maybe you'd like if they took DVD playback away too? Of course, in the name of "Security".

Sorry, Ripper claimed that title long ago, by having the one and only Christopher Walken.

This, despite the second one fixing every complaint I had. And in no particular order: Final Fantasy (post-VII) Painkiller: Resurrection Chrono Trigger (For the love of all that's holy, pick a set of time travel rules and STICK TO THEM!) Chrono Cross (Oh hey, you went the wrong way, so...

Resident Evil 4 Devil Summoner 2 Front Mission 3 Armored Core: Silent Line Armored Core 4 Armored Core: For Answer Red Faction: Guerrilla Ace Combat 6 Guilty Gear X2 Mechassault 2 Megaman 2 Digital Devil Saga 2 The entire Legacy of Kain series and many more...

Eversion, if it hasn't been said already. It's a freeware game. http://zarat.us/tra/offline-games/eversion.html

It's an excellent game, but be warned: It will hand you your ass on a silver platter until you learn its alien ruleset. (Well, alien if the only RPG you've ever played is Final Fantasy) The story is also top-notch. Just be prepared to buy the sequel. Otherwise you're gonna feel cheated.

There's only one problem with all of this: The SECOND they release footage of a new Mario or Zelda, the fanboys are going to stop whatever "boycott" they may have had running and scream "WANT WANT WANT". Instant million seller for Nintendo, and more reason for them to ignore the "core gamer".

The Smiler from Transmetropolitan. He arranges to have his own aide killed to boost his ratings in the election polls, gets elected President. He then starts trampling on people's rights, and wanks into the American flag in the Oval Office, before getting taken down by Spider Jerusalem... a...

I'll give you a good one (I use it for my band in Rock Band, but what the hell. I've got a new band together, so it's free): Mercy Flush.

Seconded.

BreakDown. Thread over.