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    worst joke you've ever told

    I've got a couple of bad "short" jokes that I tell ppl What do you call a telepathic midget who ecapes from jail? A: A small medium at large What's funner than kicking a midget? A: Nothing!
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    IT'S JUST A RIDE...

    FYI: I'm just arguing for the sake of arguing, because I think it's fun, and I learn more. Anyways, I suppose my personal definition of racism is different from what the dictionary says. I say racism is a noticing of visible differences, and using those differences to promote or put down...
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    IT'S JUST A RIDE...

    Kind of unrelated to this whole thread, but I figured I might as well point it out SOMEWHERE. I think it's a little... strange that people consider Obama's greatest achievement as president is the fact that he is black... and was elected. Or maybe it's not even his own achievement, but...
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    Longest time it took you to get a joke

    Hehe, I just have to say, that's a good one. Personally, about five or six years of hearing my older brother saying, " "I see, I see!" said the blind man peeing into the wind, "It's all coming back to me!" " I finally got it in the middle of a class in high school. Let me tell you, randomly...
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    Zombies: Your thoughts?

    Huh... I suppose. Good point, didn't think of it like that. But a quick counter argument for it's own sake. Don't the majority of "zombie viruses" that get made up seem like they're based off of forms of rabies? Wouldn't that induce more of a mindless attack of everything then a hive...
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    Trailers: The Witcher 2: Hope

    Huh, you mean the game's actually out now? I'd preordered it a couple months ago on steam, but I'd given up on checking for when I could actually play it... Well, I guess I know what I'm doing with my time for the next week or so :P
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    Zombies: Your thoughts?

    I think that many of the characteristics of zombies originated from when people thought that they were magically animated and controlled. Back then, the only way to kill them was you couldn't, just chop them to bits so they couldn't do anything. Or burn them... I suppose that's one way to kill...
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    Your most ninja like moment (or handful of them)

    A couple of years ago, my friends and I were playing hide and seek (during the dark). I habitually wear faded, dark colors and shoes, so just for fun I went into the middle of the back lawn and just laid down right there face down. I was the last guy found, but only because I gave up after...
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    Building strength/muscle

    You shouldn't really need to do much. If your 160 now, then even a little exercise will make you alot stronger than I could hope for. Edit: I read the later posts. It sounds like your doing plenty, just not eating enough, actually. If your having trouble with diet, learning to cook for...
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    The wierdest phobia you know of

    The biggest problem I have against cannibalism is that people practicing it run the risk of catching Kolo (I think that's the name) which turns people insane. OT: I'm not sure of the name, but I have a fear (somewhat) of living forever.
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    Poll: Are spiders scary? If so, why?

    I'm not afraid of them, much like I'm not really afraid of any bugs. They can STARTLE me (especially when I find them ON me), but they don't SCARE me. Besides, In my household at least, the large Wolf spiders actually eat smaller spiders, so I don't have to worry about poisonous ones so much.
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    Poll: Never heard of PORTAL?

    I believe he's talking about the gamers putting thought into the game, not the developers... EDIT: I just reread his original post, and yours again... You could be right in your assumption, actually... sorry.
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    Is there any REASON gay marriage is wrong?

    Actually, I think "one" reason that most "mainstream" religions protest gay marriage is because if the laws become passed, they become legally liable for lawsuits if their priests "or other" refuse to marry a gay couple. I have read of a case where a bishop of my religion was sued because he...
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    Is there any REASON gay marriage is wrong?

    No problem, really. If I got offended over something like that, I'd probably get really bitter about life. Just felt like I needed to say something. Added: after all, someone else on here might get the wrong picture :P
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    Is there any REASON gay marriage is wrong?

    Well, after reading through the first 12 pages, and the last 3 pages (whew) I guess I might as well add my bit. I personally do not believe in a gay marriage, because I see marriage as a union between a man and a woman. HOWEVER, I see no reason to deny gay marriage do those who want it...