Recent content by Doucheus Maximus

Subjective reality... http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subjective_Reality Holy crap, I am basically god

I picked a bad time to play hl2 so as a quote from GMan: "... When their only experience of humanity was a crowbar coming at them down a steel corridor."

What the hell am I supposed to do with a broken half of an eraser?

I sure picked a good time to listen to this. An awkwardly cheery funeral indeed.

The spy from tf2 ... how bad could it b- *backstabbed*

I didn't say I got away with it. I was charged with second degree. Only reason I'm typing this I'm and not in a cell is because they gave me the minimum number of years for it in my state and this happened a long time ago.

Intentionally? Stabbing a mugger to death with a pocket knife I had on me. (I didn't go nuts I only stabbed him a few times and he went down, I probably hit something vital) Accidentally? I accidentally drove a nail via nail gun into my friend's hand while we were working on some wooden...

Ron Perlman...for some reason...

Alex Mercer vs Cthulhu A supernatural lovecraftian horror with tentacles who drives people mad and curses them to a painful death vs. a biological weapon of mass destruction... um... bet is on Alex... I guess?

This. I pretty much let insults slip by (and also make a comeback most of the time) but try to harm me (or someone else) and I'll hurt you bad.

Little Big Planet, I knew absolutely nothing about it and thought it would just be that game I play for a weekend or two then forget about it for a long time until I'm all out of other games to play. Let's just say I never left the house for a loong time. Hell, I even bought half the DLCs for it...

I always sleep ... in the nuuuuuude.

Favorite is the spy because nothing is more satisfying than giving the enemy a knife to the back after actually fooling them to think I was the real deal or they just weren't careful enough. I don't have much of a least favorite, I play each class well, but it's mostly situational (i.e. no...