Recent content by Dr. Crowbar

The G stands for God... He's God-Man.. Kinda like God, but by night he fights crime in City 17.

Go around jumping at people and humping their heads, then say you're a headcrab

Well, everyone can't be knights of the Round Table? Unless you want it to be like Age of Conan, where everyone's a hero... Otherwise it was a good idea, a good world for an MMO. Edit: Haha, just a thought.. how about a narnia mmo?

Mirrors Edge was colourful.. but still realistic

All the bosses in Kingdom Hearts pissed me off...

Yeah, it pisses me of in "open world" games, that you can't go everywhere.. You should be allowed to walk in to random office buildings and just go berserk. It'd add a lot to the games.

No, just when.. It's like a sixth sense.

Gordon and Alyx get naughty, then 9 months later, you are standing in a hospital while she's giving birth. Suddenly, she gives a huge push, and a headcrab flies out of her ****** and eats Gordon's brains out. This should happen right after the Ultimate Happy Ending where all evil is annihilated...

The simple solution is, if you don't like a game, or what a game stands for, don't buy it. The same goes for everything else. And 9/11 isn't some sort of holy topic that noone can joke/talk/whisper/sing or make games about, that's ridiculous. Just like the laws in France that prevent you from...

I know when squirrels are hungry...

If I had all the money in the world, I'd spend it all on money-printing machines.

There was a newspaper article a couple of years ago where I live about a kid being lost in the woods, and running into an elk. He survived by playing dead, and when they asked the kid why he had thought to do that, he said that he learned it on World of Warcraft. So games actually got some good...

probably a good idea.. but now I've realized that everytime I open the installer, three separate msiexec.exe processes open in the task manager.. it's weird and really annoying

I hate Windows... Anyway, their stupid installer doesn't work. I downloaded a patch for Pro Evolution Soccer 2009, the official patch from Konami.. But I can't install it. It's a Windows Installer file and as soon as the actual installer opens up, it stops responding and crashes. At first I...

I've played the demo and decided that it's completely awesome, but I don't know if it's worth buying the full game.. Any tips from someone who has the actual full game? Btw, if you haven't tried it, do!