Recent content by Dr. Doctor

Wait, so it's OK for you to generalize everyone who hates pirates, but not OK to generalize pirates, who actively choose to partake in piracy? I see some hypocrisy, here. But friend, don't preach to me about your problems. Not only do I not give a shit, they are no worse than my own...

I don't really feel like wading through 100+ posts about you trying to justify your need to feel privileged. The only reason I can think of that you wouldn't have a job is because you're too young. And if that's the case, then why the fuck can you afford a computer and high speed internet, but...

You greatly underestimate how much people like free shit, and how easy it is to get it. Also, saying that pirating digital information isn't theft is naive, and I think you're too young to understand the mechanics of pirating. By this logic, stealing someone's S.S. number wouldn't be stealing...

If Jack is so poor, why doesn't he get a fucking job instead of playing video games all day? I'm essentially homeless, and I'm still buying Red Dead Redemption with my hard-earned money. What it boils down to is that whatever the reasons are, they're all just excuses made by children to...

I've had a problem with the idea of realistic shooters for quite some time, but my best reason only came up a month or two ago. My brother was playing Modern Warfare 2 and explained to me that it was the most realistic shooter ever made. Then he shot someone in the face with dual sawed-off...

I was being sarcastic, but yes, this is true.

You were joking, right? Also, called the "Like God of War-" joke about two weeks ago. Yay for me.

Beating that guy to death with a shovel in Kane and Lynch. Also, burying Shojo Akuji alive in Saints Row 2.

Just pirate it. That'll fix the problem.

Ask them what games they enjoy, and they'll say Gears of War. Brotip: don't go on Xbox.com

In the future, homosexuality is cured. I'm sure FemShep is in it for the novelty of bedding every bipedal species in the known galaxy, and in that case it's your fault she's a whore.