Recent content by Draygen

See, there are 5 maximum security prisons within 15 miles of my house. I work at one of them, and spent about 2 years working at another one as a correctional officer. Now, I own a 9mm pistol, and while it won't last forever, it would suffice to get me to the nearest unit, where I have access to...

I tend to say this one a lot: Me: I blame the government/media/schools/etc Them: Why's that? Me: I dunno. Just seems like the kind of thing they'd be responsible for.

Since there are real life people with my username, I can't say I even come close to owning mine.

The first Brothers in Arms game, when I realized that Matt Baker was a real person... That was an epic gaming moment for me. I had to put the game away for about 6th months before I could play it again.

Easily the Portal gun, even into games that don't have guns. It would solve all of the world's (read: my) problems!

I was playing Borderlands and talking to my friend on live while he played Vegas 2. The funniest parts of the game were his reactions to the things I was describing, due to the fact that he hadn't seen any of the gameplay yet. Things like, "Sweet Jesus why is this freaking Skag on fire and...

Wow, that thing completes Sudoku puzzles about as fast as I do with a normal pen, but I don't make the little whirly noise!

Sounds like a birthday present I'm gonna by me. I only hope they tone up the special infected. They always seem such a let down. I killed a boomer, a hunter and a smoker all in less than 12 seconds, and before I finished loading my rifle, I heard more of them approaching. They are over used and...

He wasn't always evil...

My kids are twins, one boy and one girl, and I've long since given up arguing with people who insist that you can have Boy-Girl Identical Twins. I mean, wow, they didn't totally explain how that couldn't happen in your 7th grade life science class.

Texas- Pretty much just for being Texas.

dude, wrong game to be labeling an "Everyone else hates" game, especially around these parts. From what I've seen, there are two groups regarding Shadows. People who like/love it, and people who haven't played it. There is a small third group I call "people who's opinions I don't care about,"...

Man, bought Spore for my wife, and she played it for maybe two hours, making friends with everyone and eating fruit. Once she went to bed, I started playing it. She never bothered to pick it up again, but I've singlehandedly erradicated countless species from existance in the galaxy!

Yes and no. Though I hate to use wikipedia as a reference, it will suffice for now: Grendel. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grendel_(novel)] It is a retelling of the story, with Grendel representing the native Britons during the Danish invasion occuring around the same time as the telling of...

Yeah, this is gonna sound weird... Blitz Ball. I didn't really like FFX much at all, but be damned if I don't get addicted to Blitz Ball. I find that I play the actual game solely to get gil to pay my players' contracts. I've only ever beat the full game once, and that was strictly out of spite...