Recent content by Edible Cyanide

I would pay that fugly prick NOT to put my name in his shitty movie. Never have i seen a movie of his which was good, or even boring. Nope just plain shit, crap, vomit, pissweak. [Spoiler] I hope this spoiler thingy works, anyway, Tunnel Rats was shit too, in the end SPOILER NOW! in the end...

Postal 2 and fallout 3 (FLUT3 with Bloody Mess on) because my dad and my mum think i'm physcotic just for thinking its funny.

1. Nothing 2. It's for pussys, your mom and lazy pricks 3. No

I know but I got it when it was new and the episodes werent announced then. either way, all of them had cockslap of an "ending" [EDIT: ok what the hell?! why can't i quote shit?! i pressed quote! anyway it was suppost to have quoted miracleofsound!'s reply to me]

Marcus And Dom in Gears of War 1 and 2 BA DUM TISH but seriously, all of them are shit, I mean i don't think after having shot, stabbed and gutted your way through half the population of Fantasyland then you'd feel like making out with the person next to you, especialy not the c**t support...

(SPOILER ALERT) Half-Life 1 and 2, I mean their great games, in my top 10 to be honest but in the end (SPOILER ALERT) Once you beat the final boss in HL1 you get teleported into a tram and Gman tells you to get off it or he'll OWN YO ASS, you get off and THE END and...

FOX NEWS! Foxnewsguy: A man died of lung cancer today, his friends said he was a chronic smoker and played Counter-Strike, It only leaves one to question... is counterstrike causing lung cancer?! BUM BUM BUUUMM!

BA DUM TISH! But seriously, you'd think by now they would have exausted the whole Video Games Killing thing. Fox news once reported that a man in a video game store had sprayed a can of mace in the clerk's eyes and grabbed an armsful of games, the news reporter stated "One of the games the...

I believe Cheat Codes are alright if you unlock them by being crap, like if your stuck on a level and its your billionth time so at the game over screen, AGAIN, it says, Hey! your crap! want more ammo you pussy?!

I remember playing TF2 on 2FORT (and its always 2fort) and this little shit kept shouting into the microphone that "we were cheating" and "we had hacks" everytime he was killed, so our whole team of 16 guys decided we'd had enough so what we did was we all ganged up on him through the whole...

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Anyone who adds -izzle to a word should be brained.