In the tumultuous time, before D Day
There once was a man named BJ
With chocolate box hair and face like a bear
And a jacket he picked up on Ebay
He was out one day, murdering Germans
As they tried to ignite London's Bernon
He beat up some dudes and broke missile tubes
So they both got...
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