Recent content by El Zoof

She's an uptight nun with a deadly family secret. He's a talking pie. THEY FIGHT CRIME!

Sorry, sorry, I got that wrong. Burned down my wife, *then* molested my house. Silly of me, I know. That other one, too - "I'm nothing like you." "Excuse me? I killed, like, 3 people in this movie. You've killed, what, 27, and I'm the bad guy?" *BLAM* "28."

Strong - two teabags for a minute, then squeezed (unless I can get *real* tea, in which case stilled for 2 minutes) then with a little milk. Sometimes without milk, if I'm trying to pretend to be healthy.

I hate cliches like the plague. Okay, okay, it's the noble hero. "You may have caused wars, killed hundreds of people, molested my house and burned down my wife... but since you're about to fall off a cliff, let me offer you my hand."

What's the difference between snot and spinach? Kids won't each spinach.

System Shock. Purely for the comedy value of having "The Girl from Ipanema" play whenever you get into an elevator.