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    The misinterpretation of evolution

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Steve I'll just leave this here. Why? Because I think it's funny.
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    Fellow Escapists, help me find a new (retro) platformer to play!

    The only platformers I remember playing as a kid were Revenge of Shinobi and Strider, but for the Sega Genesis/Megadrive
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    Poll: Favorite Starter Pokemon (Gen 2)

    Cyndaquil. Sure, he made the final boss frustratingly difficult unless and grind like a champ but he's awesome. In fact, he was my favorite starter EVER (take that, Charizard). Hell, I had Cyndaquil, Quilava, and Typhlosion pajamas as a kid. It seems I usually pick fire starters because water...
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    Do american's dislike canadians?

    Oh yeah, it isn't just Silicon Knights who are Canadian
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    Do american's dislike canadians?

    We just call bacon bacon. I don't know how that ham thing got started, maybe it's like Tex Mex or American Chinese food. It think its 18 in most other provinces, that how it is for mine anyway. Also, I don't recall ever seeing a cop on a horse and I live in a city that adopted a cowboy...
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    The State of Western Animation

    Mission Hill gets even better after watching the commentary. And the pre-production of episodes that were never produced. That show could have lasted a LONG time. Now I can never trust WB. I used to watch Venture Bros., but I stopped halfway through season 4. It became apparent that it was...
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    Is Dragon Age the mens' Twilight?

    I guess it's something like that, but Dragon's Age can do the same thing for both genders. I don't know about the first one, I lost interest fairly quickly, but in the second one my friend DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP about her virtual relationship with Fafnir and whoever the mage guy is. I didn't...
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    Fallout New Vegas almost best game ever?

    I actually like Fallout 3 more than New Vegas even if New Vegas improved the gameplay a bit. It mostly comes from Capital Wasteland being a more interesting place than the Mojave Desert. But there were also quite a few little things: I miss Three Dog (or really any charismatic radio host to make...
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    Zero Punctuation: Catherine

    No, it's a metaphor. Similes state that they're similiar, using terms like..."like". It was "like men are all directionless tidal waves" not "men are all like directional tidal waves". Anyway, I hated this game. I'd probably like it more if it had more variety or if the story was good (the...
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    The State of Western Animation

    I wouldn't call it dead, but for the most part it does seem to be in the emergency room. There's only a couple really good things worth watching, but I guess it's hard to write things that the whole family can enjoy. Regular Show is okay, I guess. It's not that funny, but it's still kind of...
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    Poll: Best fighting game franchise?

    Tekken. I have yet to find a fighting game franchise that compares to it's quality, and not without a lack of trying. I even got Virtua Fighter 5 in hopes that maybe I'd like it just a bit more, but it just comes off as slow and extremely unpolished (and believe me, I really wanted to like it)...
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    Preferred Melee Weapon Choice?

    I think I'd go with a splitting maul, maybe even a monster maul if that isn't too heavy. I think improvised weaponry is awesome and while it isn't as flexible as an e-tool or...crovel, what the fu-I'm confident it can still get most jobs done. The only problem I have with it is that it doesn't...
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    Scythes in Games

    Yeah, but that's war. He's supposed to be a buff dood with a bigass sword. I'm just suprised they didn't go with full plate (or Guts).
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    Does anyone still give a crap about Lord Of The Rings?

    Maybe it's like Princess Bride, and someone's reading There and Back Again or something.
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    Scythes in Games

    I kind of pictured death to be frailer. OT: One of the more powerful weapons in Drakengard was a scythe, Death's scythe in fact. Although, I think that's the only one in that game, there might've been more in the sequel.