Recent content by Elduderino

Oh and Stewie: "No sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find I shall kill you."

Family Guy, Peter: "Roll up, roll up, fight my wife. Floats like a butterfly, stings like when I pee."

Fail. Quite apart from Leave Wednesday Alone [suspects intention to relieve Escapist from total reliance on their star] - not actually that funny.

Or, a game which actually comes with a force feedback codpiece.

A new Mario game in which he spends ages battling to rescue the princess only to find she hasn't been kidnapped. She's just run off with Luigi.

I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Hehe, that's pretty much her point, however doomed the sentiment is. He'll almost certainly be seeing worse at school - at that age several people at his school will be almost certainly be circulating porn. With a bit of luck he's allowed on the internet too and then he'll really be seeing some...

"I don't know for sure," said Grassley. "But I've heard several senators say that ..." Did anyone else read this and get an image of a bloke down the pub saying "My mate's brother-in-law's nephew's dog knows someone who said..."? I should make it clear I'm not attacking any specific group of...

I game, therefore I am.... psychotic. With all of the idiotic responses to gaming I'm sure I should be immune but this makes me so angry. Being overweight and lazy is like many other 'personality' traits blamed on games - the classic being gaming causes being a murdering phsyco [see Manhunt...