Recent content by EleanorRoosevelt

BANELING BUST

You appear to have left out how satisfying it is to charge a survivor off the hotel in L4D2.

Hearing "Carrier has arrived" still sends shivers down my spine.

*ahem* http://www.cracked.com/funny-2724-trolls/ Second one from the top.

That's assuming the zombies don't just keep on piling up to form a bridge or can simply walk underwater. I would be the guy in the incredibly fortified bunker, taking shots from a little peephole in the walls at people I still see walking. Other people would just eat away at my precious...

I Kissed a Girl. Yeah.

You know, Valve designed every single TF2 class to be recognizable immediately. That's good characterization, seeing as how there are 9 classes to characterize (meaning it'd be difficult to make each one unique from the other).

The knowledge of all types of energy and the most effective way of changing them from one type to the other. Physics ftw.

I'm going off of an uncited source here, but I think Valve's motto is, "A delayed game is only late a couple years, a bad game is bad forever." And another thing; TF2 was vaporware for the vast majority of it's production time, and look what happened to it.

Well, if you don't flush a toilet, there's still water in the cistern, right? The water there doesn't depend on the water system. @fluffybacon: http://www.corante.com/loom/archives/2006/01/17/the_return_of_the_puppet_masters.php...

Usually, a mall seems like the ideal place to be during teh zombehpocalypse. Food, weapons, etc. But eventually, the zombies will close in. And it'll be dark. That's why I've been writing a guide to survive in said scenario. For one thing, always find a watch and a mall with ceiling windows...

Mostly collections of comics, like the Far Side or an older one like Calvin and Hobbes.

Now see, that guy would be fine if he had just GRABBED SOME PEELS.

Joe walked into the "Five Dollar Beer" Bar and bought a beer. He sat down and was about to start drinking when he saw his friend John walk in. John goes up to Joe and says "I bet you 2 dollars that I can put a bowl over that glass of beer and drink all of it without moving the bowl or glass." Is...

Huh. Here's a hard one. The magically magical Mr. Magical magically said that he could magically put a bottle in a room and magically crawl into it. Mr. Magical is a magical six feet tall, yet he magically performed the magical stunt just described. How did he magically do it?