Recent content by elitemonkeh

"It would appear the joke is on you! Little did you know I secretly swapped all the bullets in your revolver with blanks!" "The canary? I left him at the entrance, why?" Eddie Izzard!

But you seriously think you're the one who determines that comics popularity? As if hes some undiscovered guy telling jokes in a bar until you endorse him. I dunno, it sounds weird to me.

If I'm not misinterpreting you your saying that if you tell us his name he'll become hugely famous and you don't want to do that because then his jokes would be overused? I really hope I am misinterpreting you.

I find a duck's opinion of my is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread. A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. His jokes aren't subtle enough; I hate comedians who are in your face. He isn't the worse though; there are some pretty horrible comedians who seem to...

forgot about Eddie Izzard I love his humour, though none of my American friends do .-.

Mitch Hedburg, Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan RIP Mitch

^^ agreed

Yahtzee pretty much rips a new one to any game, regardless of whether or not he likes it. It wouldn't be funny if he just said this game is good because of blah blah blah, or bad cause of blah blah blah. I find that he more points out all the flaws in a game and then lets you decide whether or...

IF I'm not mistaken, its not in a retail version yet. I may be wrong, and if I am it'll probably be at Game Stop. You might be able to order it only but I'm sure that won't do you any good if you don't have a credit card. Though you can buy a prepaid credit card from a Walgreens and use that...

Good old portal, love that game

Also "Well, it's like the good book says, paybacks a *****." "Chief, I don't think thats actually in there." "I'm paraphrasing you heathan." -Two dudes from odst edit: are you serioussss you beat me to it

Has no one said it? "Pepe, do a barrel roll!"

Are you saying snorlax isn't real????

I hope you aren't referring to me. On a different note, people please stop spouting off the same points. I must've seen at least 6 people say "It doesn't matter that the bible was used, the man deserves the death penalty." It's been said

I appreciate that, your intent was not what I thought it was. I simply thought you were attacking the few on this forum who were legitimately trying to make a point or give an opinion without offending any religious groups. Sorry If I came off as a sarcastic, illiterate jackass.