Recent content by Emperor_Z

A few days ago, I watched an interview in where the interviewee said this: The gaming industry is not defined by success, it's defined by failure. Companies succeed because their competition ****ed up. The Playstation rose to power because Nintendo had outdated technology and screwed over 3rd...

Ponies, but I don't mean that in a derogatory way. Everyone watches porn, not many watch ponies. Kinda depends on what kind of porn though, and which friends.

Ha, he enjoyed it! I know you did, Yahtzee! I find it odd that he displayed the 360 version's box while talking about the horrible load times exclusive to the PS3 though.

Though disappointed about the lack of a video, I'm happy that I've finally learned what those in the southern hemisphere call this time of year. I wasn't sure if they called it "Summer" or if they just associated "Winter" with heat.

This review had me in stitches. I'm still gonna play the game though. I can take a beating from a game for hours and still come back for more.

I kinda like when Yahtzee gives a positive review. It's amazing just how much better AC2 is than the first game.

I'm actually surprised he didn't hate it more than he did. The game is very flawed and even more horribly marketed. I did like it, but that's due to my love of nearly every genre and my resistance to repetition. I enjoyed the RTS portions a lot, but I can tell that while unique, they are pretty...

The problem with Scribblenauts is that the creative solutions usually don't work. Usually the shape, size, weight, or other traits of an object will ruin your plan, and eventually you get frustrated and resort to the same old reliable, boring solutions. I do agree with you on the DS though...

Scribblenauts is the kind of game I like to see shredded. It had effort put into it, but in the end it still had plenty of flaws to exploit. It's boring when he does games that are blatantly bad or generic, like Wolfenstein. I actually don't mind him reviewing good games either. While we're...

I don't believe that he actually disliked Splosion Man. It's goddamn platforming perfection (even moreso in the fantastic co-op mode). You're a damned liar Yahtzee! You loved Splosion Man, you know you did! I seriously want some DLC for that game. I've done everything except for hardcore...

Overlord 1 was so much better than 2. Smarter minions, funnier, more interesting fighting and exploring, and it's only like $10-20. While it seemed like Codemasters knew what it was doing on the surface, they really weren't able to construct a worthy sequel. I heartily recommend Overlord 1, and...

I really enjoyed Dead Space. Even though I only rented it I finished it twice so far (once on medium normally and again for the Maxed Out achievement) and I'm about to do it once more on impossible and with just the plasma cutter. Yeah, the game does tend to abuse the pop-out-and-startle you...

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Lol, denial is so funny, especially when it's asserted with such arrogant confidence.

Aww, no new episode. I'd be fine with this, if I hadn't just rewatched nearly every ZP last week.