Recent content by ender003

Razor. No shaving cream. Just me and the blade. But I have very little facial hair.

I haven't cut my hair in five and a half years and as a result it touches my ass. It is currently braided. When I was much younger strangers would compliment my parents on how lovely their "daughter" was. My fingernails are also much longer than the average person's. Sunsets are pretty and I...

The invention of the phrase "epic fail".

Lost Planet 2. Reviewers didn't even try to like it. And too many gamers got caught up in preconceived notions about how a third person shooter should control. A truly underappreciated game.

Definitely smell. To the people saying if you lose smell you also lose taste, this is a stupid hypothetical situation where you only lose one sense. So cut it out.

This made me think of one of my favorite series of games. Lost Planet. I've heard a lot of people complain about the strange or unintuitive controls and I never understood why they would feel that way. It's probably because they're used to third person shooters controlling a certain way and I'm...

Oh man, people used to do a similar thing in Lost Planet. They would purposely not access their game save so they played with a level 1 character even though they've played enough to reach the maximum level a dozen times. This sucks for a few reasons. For one, killing a low level person gives...

"No - 64.7%" Good job, Escapists. You give me hope.

I found a neat little corner in GTA4 that let me fall through the map, only to land in a nearby intersection. It's a very small hole, barely big enough to fit the scooter into.

Yeah, the nuts were totally sealed the whole time. If they were open for that long they probably would have gone rancid.

I regularly eat stuff that is years past the expiration date. Last month I finished off a can of mixed nuts that had a date of 2005 printed on it. They were totally fine. Right now there's cream cheese from 2008 in the fridge. Nothing wrong with it. I've had salad dressing that was over 7 years...

No they don't.

Fuck guns. Like we really need more ways to kill each other.

That's not true.

People saying "it's the Internet, not an essay" as an excuse for ridiculous spelling and grammar. As if hitting the shift key once in a while and remembering something you learned in third grade takes so much more effort and should be reserved exclusively for non-internet things. Reading a...