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    That's not true....That's Impossible!!!!

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ea/Skifree_yeti.png/200px-Skifree_yeti.png that is all.
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    What's the big deal about drinking?

    Getting drunk is fun under the right situation.
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    Your Current Opinion on Rap Today?

    I hate %95 of rap based off lyrics content, %3 based off the retard singing it, and %1 percent because of the musical quality (using auto tune, repetitive hooks, with little content to the song) There is a small area of rap I like, and that is mostly filleb by bands like ICP, Twiztid and Tech...
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    If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?

    Alyx: The Combine are coming! Gordon: Well then, I guess, we need to-- *Puts on sunglasses* --combine forces. YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    It's 1944. You are allowed to take 4 characters with you on a mission to stop the Nazis.

    Bill, Zoey, Francis, and Louis. If they are not availaable, then Duke Nukem, Matt Hazard, The guy from Doom, and the guy from Wo;fenstein 3D
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    What do you consider to be your "racial ability"?

    As a mexican/italian half breed i have two abilities. As an italian I have the power to make evrything seem romantic, and as a mexican, I have the power to cram an unprecedented amount into the smallest car available.
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    There Will Be Brawl: Episode 10

    Why don't they just contact Nintendo, and say "look we've made this wildly popular mini-series on the internet, and our legions of adoring fans would like to see a dvd release. Can you make that happen?" I mean, i don't know if Nintendo would do it, but it sure as hell is worth a shot.
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    "What the hell was I thinking when I bought this game?"

    Oblivion. Not because it was bad, because I unsuspectingly picked it up one day, came home and went missing for 4 months. It took me forever to build up my skin pigment after that. Also: Prince of persia was one of my favorite games. I absolutely love the platformer genre, and really...
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    How would you kill everyone on a planet?

    Go down to the planet and introduce heroin. Offer it for free, and force feed it to those who refuse. In monitored doses, so no one can OD. Release no secrets on its damaging effects or how to make it, and then, once everyone is ridiculously doped up and addicted to heroin, suddenly remove...
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    Poll: Queston for you male escapists

    He's not really my favorite celebrity, but for some reason I think that spending a day with morgan freeman would be awesome. Spouting off wisdom all the time like a black mr. myagi...
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    Escapist News Network: Economic Weather Report

    only Paul can deliver 25 weather related video game puns all at once.
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    Angry PC Gamer Skips MW2, Sends 60 Bucks to DICE Instead

    Eddie, you deserve cookies, oreos, cakes, and kudos. Yes, a whole lot of c.o.c.k. for you. Well played, sir.
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    Recommend a game.

    Prince of Persia was awesome wtf. It was like assassins creed but with more jumping and less waiting. Have you played Penumbra? 's pretty awesome.
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    Why have consumers forgotten about computer gaming?

    I have always played consoles over PC until last summer, when I got a better PC. Now I play between my ps3 and my PC. My PC i primarily use for fps and rts, and my ps3 for everything else. The problem is, in 5 years, a new console can come out, and I will need to spend 600 bucks on it...
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    Do You Think Gaming Magazines Are Biased Towards Certain Games/ Companies, Etc?

    Yeah, there are two reasons why they are better, Microsoft dot their dev kit out to developers much earlier that sony, and it was geared to be easy on PC. So, game developers prefer to build their games on that kit, and then just port the ps3 version. So you have a game that was made for xbox...