Recent content by Endominus

So, fun fact; at a cyberpunk panel at a science fiction convention, a journalist asked the authors assembled (which included, I was told, William Gibson, the father of the cyberpunk aesthetic) why most cyberpunk stories were so disillusioned, and what they would rather write. In debating the...

I see your conspiracy theory and raise you insanely convoluted and improbable turns of events; the PS4 and Xbone don't even exist - they're actually just Raspberry Pis dressed up in holograms created by a race of English reptoids ("Lizard Squad" - see? Reptoids because they're lizards, and...

And if you do have standing pools of water in your room, you have bigger problems than an escaped mouse. Try spreading some diluted chloroform around. But I am neither a veterinarian nor a chemist, so that may not be the best idea. I am a somnambulist, though. Take that as you wish.