Recent content by Enigmatism

One, I did do this in 60 seconds. First post, tired, not really liking the subject. Two, I did not say the game was good, just boring. In my measure, boring is wanting to quit after an hour of playing, and bad is wanting to stop after a few minutes. Three, I didn't reach the end of this game...

I, being a apple pie-gorging, red-white-and-blue-type individual living in the best country ever (seconding is Guam, where you can be a government-funded pimp), I have the great fortune of having games released to me faster. Now then, Elder Scrolls: Oblivion is another game from the generator of...

I enjoyed Mass Effect, like some of the reviewers did. You missed a few facts, though: the textures take a while to load into a cutscene, you could have finished breakfast by the time the elevator reached its floor, and each scene is a recycling outside of the missions. Mass Effect is a good...

In defence of Yahtzee: I think he did play the game, and isn't just writing out of personal hate of a genre. Sure, he was wrong about the combat a bit, but I'm sure that he simply couldn't fit the complex mechanics of timing-based combat with how fast he was going. As for The Witcher, I haven't...