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I really LIKE BACON! I BATH IN IT! I SLAP IT ONTO MY WIFE AND EAT IT OFF HER! I EAT IT IN THE SHOWER! I EAT IT AT WORK! I EAT IT WHILE HAVIN SEX! mmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BBBAAAAAAAACCCOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!

UGH... i got one of them too. The first time we spoke i knew I'd hate em. We got into a religious argument and he would not let me speak because i wanted to tell him that most of his "facts" were wrong, but every time he"d put his hand and "ah ah ah let me finish" and would NEVER stop TALKING...

I've encountered such cases. Its those times I usually focus on keeping them going. Like you, I want them to accomplish something, feel something other than sadness, and move themselves else where, perhaps to find their own contentment. Happiness and content are different levels of the same...

Twas more of a hyperbole you see, she doesn't like the idea of me looking at other girls at times, but she knows i do it, knows i am not getting ideas, because my eyes are on her more often ;D

I am autistic and dyslexic, specializing in the study and development of autism children and adults, writing, or more so, typing really is not my strong suite. When it comes to the mind, i (<----- OH MAN, GRAMMAR NAZI GONNA GET ME ON THAT ONE!) know plenty. while i am appreciative of your...

and drops the soap I am a psychologist, it is my job to care, and a christian, i love my neighbor as i love myself. and you guys on the escapist are some interesting people to say the least, so i want to know how people are. Virus? i Do not help anyone that doesn't want it, can not force...

The question is: Are you happy? Is it strange not to find such a simple thread here, one about simply how you feel, and how you are. as a psychologist, i find that many times one just needs to tell some one how they feel. so why not here? so ill ask how are you? Are you happy? earlier i...

Im pretty sure the part about the kids stopping us well be true for me and my wife in a few years. but we will be ready, we're good at hiding ;D still, i feel you bro. thats a good story, liked it. you go my man, you go.... for another beauty or decide if you will try to find her. its all you...

Huh, you know my wife is a teacher. This reminds me of the time she was working late, and i came to give her some supper. and you can't help notice when your woman is lookin good in her skirt (long one but still a skirt) and nice blouse. so after we were done i just kissed her. didn't think it...

British beaches are harder to find a moment of privacy though. no trees or large rocks. but still if you work at it, it can be nice. and as for the bathroom, yup, done it there to. and yeah you can only do it in a clean bathroom. it was one of those high end places where the bathroom is...

My mistake, madam, i do apologize. Yeah, my wife IS very descriptive, it was a question between us, how does it feel to be a guy and how it feels to be a woman. And we were very careful. it was on the beach but sorta back on the area where the grass meets the sand, with a towel, its very...

Haha would've been funny though :p owners walk in, "honey, why is the floor wet and sticky?" But yeah we bought the house, it was cheap and roomy *coughcough* had a hot tub and swimming and had a pole *coughcough* extremely sexy *COUGH* man my throat................................ yeah, my...

I suppose, i mean, i'll never meet any of you in real life and you'll never know me or my wife. I guess stories with your wife counts right? Well anyway, in some ways my life is a whole porn scenario, because i like to do it, and my wife is open minded. So anywhere, anytime really. 1: we...

HO got a new one for ya, i gotz the Dyslexia next to autistic. no really. that first sentence. you don even know how much you could not read this post if not for spell check o.o diagnosed by my parents which are M.D.s at 4/5, and for all you fellows let me save you some thinking, the school...

Hmm very funny OT: hmm i have a wife, so sex is not a question, uhhh i think some one to get stuff done around the house and take care of the kid