Recent content by Epictank of Wintown

Are we talking the same Bob Chipman here? The same Bob Chipman that had a hissy fit when The Expendables did better at the box office than Scott Pilgrim vs The World did and flat-out insulted anyone, and I mean ANYONE, that went to see the Expendables? If I recall, he called them the lowest of...

And how, exactly, do you justify such a statement? Have you had hands-on experience in the game, or are you just speaking out of ignorance based on a few snippets of gameplay here and there?

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy...

I'm sorry, but have you ever really seen military-grade equipment? It all looks pretty much the same. Then there's also the fact that you can unlock Asari, Quarian, Krogan, Drell, and Salarian players, all of whom pretty much look nothing like the very human Commander Shepard. You're a faceless...

You didn't spend a lot of time around the Thrashers forums, then. We were constantly bombarded with crap like that. Every time there was even the hint of a rumor, our community got flooded by Winnipeggers. It was ridiculous. I don't hate Winnipeg, for the record. I just hate the hockey fans...

No. Shut up. Stop talking right now. They are not pulling "time and money" away from the single-player to work on the multiplayer. If you'd take ten seconds, just TEN, to do some looking into it for yourself, you'd know that the multiplayer portion of the game is being handled by BioWare...

Then you completely missed out on what the "fanbase" in Winnipeg put us through. Two solid years of "WE'RE GONNA GET YOUR TEAM HA HA HA LOSERS HA HA" and waves of shitheads from Winnipeg coming to gloat on our team's official forums after the deal went through tends to sour a man on his fellows...

I was a huge Atlanta Thrashers fan while the team was here in Georgia. I'm just generally a hockey fan these days, even if I do absolutely loathe Pittsburgh and Winnipeg. Well. The fanbase in Winnipeg, anyway.

There would only be one question on my test. It would be an all-encompassing question, and the greatest one that man has ever asked: 1) Why?

I'm learning to play the drums, if that counts. I actually got the motivation to go out and buy a real drum kit after about a year and a half of playing Rock Band and kicking its face in. Unfortunately, the cymbal and the hi-hat that came with my kit sound like complete ass, so... Yeah. I...

The only problem with that is while we can live without meat, that does not mean we can live healthily without meat. The problem is that, like someone else already said, homo sapiens are omnivores. We are DESIGNED to consume both animal and plant. Our base physiology has evolved to run a...

Hey guys. I need some help finding information about something that happened on 10/3 in or around Cheektowaga, NY. It (supposedly) involves someone very, very near to me. Some of my friends have made a post on Reddit (which I'll copy and paste here), but we're not having much luck there so far-...

Or the wounds on his face are self-defense wounds inflicted by the so-called "vampire."

See you next time, Space Cowboy.

You know, I was going to post a big thing here with all of my impressions of the Space Marine demo, but then I thought: "What does TotalBiscuit think?" So, I went and looked. His opinion is pretty much mine, de facto, to the letter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb50aAFiOpM